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16. Ravens vs. Cardinals Revenge Game The Cardinals have played well when you consider what they are working with. Josh Dobbs has been...

13. Browns vs. Colts Is There More The Browns and Colts have both had exciting but rocky seasons. The Colts have outperformed...

Saints vs Patriots Get Some Respect Back Both teams just got smashed, and now they can get some respect back. Carr hasn't looked good...

16. Seahawks vs. Giants The Tortoise Both these teams aren't super interesting. They are just plotting their way through the season. Both...

2023 The Greatest Story on Turf Week 3 The Story of every game delivered to you every week, from the most interesting to least...

2023 The Greatest Story on Turf Week 2 The Story of every game delivered to you every week, from the most interesting to least...

2023 The Greatest Story on Turf The Story of every game delivered to you every week, from the most interesting to least interesting,...

Chiefs vs. Eagles Blackout Patrick Mahomes will be making more history as one-half of the first-ever Super Bowl Game between two black...

2. Bengals vs. Chiefs Burrowhead or Arrowhead In the regular season, the Bengals beat the Chiefs for the third time in a row. The Bengals...

Eagles vs. Giants Rags To Riches The Giants have been a dumpster fire for the last two years. They got rid of their gm, and Saquon seemed...

6. Dolphins vs. Bengals Poetic Justice Put it in a Song. The Dolphins still need their starting or backup Qb and will be starting Skyler...

There were no power rankings last week because I didn't want to put them out before the NFL announced how they would resolve the Bengals...

16. Cardinals vs. 49ers Returning the Favor The Cardinals have nothing to play for and no chance to win. The Cardinals added more weapons...

16. Cardinals Vs. Falcons The Shadow Realm The Cardinals have been in the shadow realm for a while now. The players and the season have...

10. Giants The Giants are back one spot after their loss to the Vikings. The Giants are in a strange place. I am more sure of what they...

16. Cardinals vs. Bucs Sacrifice Tom Brady elevated to God status in football long ago. He is widely considered to be ageless and the...

10. Chargers The Chargers are charging back into the Power Rankings by knocking off the Commanders and Dolphins. The Chargers have not...

*This week only: The Greatest Story on Turf will be talking about the Storylines coming out of the games. 16. Cardinals vs. Broncos A Mid...

10. Commanders The Commanders have made the Power Rankings for the first time this year. It was a toss-up between the Commanders and the...

13. Cowboys vs. Texans The Texas Bowl I'm not going to lie to you, I expect a slaughter. The Texans were going to get blown out anyway....